danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life.
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
Waited some time for a sigh of relief It’s nice to have hope Even when you can’t believe The world that I know never had a care for me
milktree: you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum.
scoutsbutt: if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
inkedupkids: things that i need in my life right now: sex cheese pizza ice cream sex rough sex gentle sex more ice cream cuddling S E X more pizza
minddvsheartt: Californication - Red Hot Chile...
wurnbo: how to get out of bed wake up no go back to sleep
sorryforpartybarackin: *watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
i swear i get uglier everyday
while your belongings burn in front of me, i can’t help think about everything we went through in the past year i have come to the conclusion, that you are certainly the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
koalinmorgan: shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird like….
foxnewsofficial: i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
turklet: the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever